• me: walks into school
  • me: so when can i leave

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jmeshe:

Passed by this guy driving through Big Sur yesterday.He is living the dream. 

jmeshe:

Passed by this guy driving through Big Sur yesterday.
He is living the dream. 

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"I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us."

— Phyllis Vance (from The Office)

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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